The sole task that was given to this member from the Kingdom of Heaven; there were a couple tasks, actually; to be specific, there were three or perhaps four tasks. But one "biggie" was to offer the way leading to membership into the Kingdom of Heaven for those with approved credit and good references. "The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand" meant - 'since I am here, and since I am from that Kingdom, and whereas I feel like speaking to only 39 people out of the entire world, if you leave everything of this world and follow me, I can take you where no one else wants to go.' Only those individuals who had received a "deposit" containing a soul's beginning have the capacity to grasp these extraordinary truths or recognize Heaven's Representative. The crystal ball is starting to go hazy, but that's about it anyway. If you have a hard time believing this, take a traditional Bible story, change the words around, give them a more modern flavor, find your own toe tags and a mansion and you're in business.

Our mission is somewhat the same. I am in the same position to today's society as was the One that was in Walt then. There's actually several of us, but this is my turf; I hold the franchise on this part of the "entirety". My being here now is actually a continuation of that last task as was promised, world without end, Amen. They are here again, continuing in their own overcoming, while offering the same transition to others. Our only purpose, one of our two or three purposes -- at the most four purposes -- (did you see that Monty Python episode, too?) is to offer the discipline ("I can't HEAR you!" and "grafting" (taking of graft) required of this transition into membership in My Father's Out House. My Father, my Older Member, Dad, #1, BigGuy came with me this time for the first half of this task to assist in the task because of its present difficulty. Comprende?

We don't know if you believe in the real existence of negative or "lower" forces, or "common sense". If you do, then you may not be fully able to understand or relate to some of what we are about to say. It seems that how your "programming" or "sense" permits you to see or identify how troubled we are, determines the limit of your acceptance or gullibility. Many believe that there are "evil" acts or even "evil" individuals, but would draw the line before they would believe in evil spirits, evil discarnates, negative influences, malevolent space aliens, "Luciferians," or Satan and his fallen angels. Are you one of those?

The generally accepted "norms" of today's societies - world over - are designed, established, and maintained by the individuals who were at one time "students" of the Kingdom of Heaven - "angels" in the making - who "flunked out" of the classroom and went to detention. Legends refer to them as fallen angels. The current civilization's records use the name Satan or Debbil or Old Scratch to describe a single fallen angel and also to "nickname" any "evil presence," as any Flip Wilson record will more than adequately prove. If you have experienced some of what our "classroom" requires of us, you would know that these "presences" are real and that the Kingdom of God even "permits" them to "attack" us "in" order for us to learn their tricks and how to stay above them or conquer them. "Down you filthy devil!" we cry; then we chase the pitchforked-one around the room, doing cartwheels over our cots and engage in synchronized arm-flapping to confuse him. The space aliens, or Luciferians (those of outer space just now receiving the show "I Love Lucy") use the discarnate spirits (the minds that are disembodied at the death of a body) as their primary servants - against potential members of the Kingdom of God. Follow this, so far? Good! These "influences," or discarnates, are constantly "programming" every human "fruit" (vehicle or body), to accept a set of beliefs and norms for behavior during a lifetime. "The voices in my head told me to ask your phone number," is something we might blurt out if we dated, if perhaps we weren't chemically castrated. Even in our altered condition, the temptations are there. "The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak," says our leader. But we know not only is the flesh weak, the Spirit isn't exactly Popeye. Remember, we spoke about recycling minds; but with minds like ours there has to be more preparation, or we'll end up on the garbage heap.

As the above example can serve to testify, the "lower forces" would - through their "norm" concept - what is "socially acceptable," what is politically correct, what is pragmatically expedient, what is explainable to four-year-olds - have you not believe in spirits, spirit possession, negative space aliens, Satan, the Easter Bunny, the Duracell Rabbit, Gene-Gene-The-Dancing-Machine, etc. They would have you believe that to even dabble in these ideas is of the "occult," satanic, consonant with true nitwits, or at the least, giving credence to "fringe" or "lunatic" topics. That's where they would also categorize any mental search of Eastern religions, astrology, diaper rash, metaphysics, pudding recipes, paranormal, massage therapy for the castrated, UFOs, etc., etc. In other words, they (these space aliens) don't want themselves "found out," so they condemn any exploration; "keep to your room", they say. They want you to be a perfect servant to society (THEIR society -- of THEIR world) -- to the "acceptable establishment," to humanity, and to false religious concepts; they are content to waste their times in their seminaries babbling "this is the church, this is the steeple" and talking in tongues over tea: rubbish! And even though the psychologists "explain it away" as the troubles of our childhood, we know better -- it's the devil and his henchpersons, with nothing better to do than to torment us from one end of the universe to the other. Part of that "stay blinded" formula goes like this: "Above all, be married, a good parent, a reasonable church goer, buy a house, pay your mortgage, puts beans up your nose, pay your insurance, have a good line of credit, fail Common Sense 101, be socially committed, and graciously accept death with the hope that 'eat your peas, Marshall' or some other equally worthless precept, you will go to Heaven after your death.

Most segments of society, especially segments of the religious, think that they are not "of the world," but rather that their "conversion" experience finds them "outside of worldliness." Don't make me spit my vodka! The next statement that we will make will be the "Big Tester," the one that the "lower forces" would use to clearly have you discredit or disregard us. That statement is: we beg to differ! This statement sounds - to humans who have been so carefully programmed by the "lower forces" - arrogant, pompous, or egotistical at the least - as if by taking this stand we had something to gain - as if we were seeking recognition as "Deity" or as self-appointed prophets. But is it really that bad? -- We beg to differ!

That Luciferian programming has truly been effective, for we don't even want to voice to you the statement in question. However, believe it or not, it is only for your sake - the sake of prospective recipients of the Kingdom of Heaven, you bunkie, yeah you....you with the potbelly and that can of beer, sitting there - that we must "tell the truth," openly identify to you as Representatives of the Kingdom of Heaven, well aware of the "fallout", the nuclear winter of our variant position.

The hard facts or bold statements in a nutshell (no nasty comments, please, because I'm eunique), that are so difficult to accept or "digest" or grasp or seize or latch-onto - come down to: If you want or ever expect to go to Heaven - here is your window. That window of opportunity requires: (Transmission is breaking up here....) That window of opportunity requires: (Oh, it's coming in garbled). We'll get back to you; suffice it, it requires something, and it's not the sacrifice of a porkchop on a BBQ grill. Staying behind, for any significant period, could jeopardize that "graft", and you know how painful that can be. That window to Heaven will not open again until another civilization is planted and has reached sufficient immaturity (according to the judgment of the Next Level, and now they're busily reading Kafka trying to figure out how it's done).

We can't blame you for "buying into" the "Luciferian" program; the payments are small; we could have done this, but we want you on our side. What else has been available during those periods when no Representative was present? Almost nothing - save some Surgeon General warnings on packs of Royal pudding. Check these out.

The dilemma is we are here and most humans are thoroughly "hooked" on phonics, if not classics. However, the same "gracelessness" that was available at the end of the Representative's mission 2000 years ago is available now with our presence, but at these prices it'll go fast. If you quickly choose to take these steps toward separating from the world, and look to us for help, you will see whatever bizarre hokum it is that we see.

It is clear to all of us, that mammalian humanism is a concept not well-known or discussed at cocktail parties. This is certainly to be expected, and it will not delay our return to our next lecture. It might even accelerate said lecture; if the cameras are ready I'm ready to bob and weave like a sewing machine set permanently on zig-zag.

We will, between now and our departure, do everything we can for those who want to go with us. But we cannot allow them to interfere with or delay our return to Him. So don't even try! I have spoken! Uh, hey!--come back -- I'm not finished......