WELL, WE'VE HAD THE
ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY
OF THE HEAVEN'S GATE MEMBERS
AND THE ALIENS COMING TOGETHER

The entire Heaven's Gate matter greatly affected all of us in the first part of 1997.
But then, as invariably happens, another day's news cycle brings something new
and yesterday is forgotten. Out of sight, out of mind.

And, speaking of something new,
and something that even has a little bit of that patented
"Heaven's Gate spirit,"
did you catch this Associated Press story? . . .

(This could be a very nasty case of reincarnation, in which they converted one or two other cows!)

Anyway, please join the staff of this website
in a day of remembrance of the Heaven's Gate folks. . .
And then tomorrow . . . FORGET 'EM AGAIN!

Dead Alert --
HALE-BOPP Brings Closet Space to: Welcome

Whether Hale-Bopp had a "companion" or not, from our perspective it does now. Its arrival was very significant and a matter of great joy to us at "Heaven's Gate" but there wasn't enough room so it left and we did, too. The joy is that our Old Man Upstairs in the Evolutionary-Level-Upstairs-And-To-The-Left (the "Kingdom of Heaven", we hope) has made it clear to us that Hale-Bopp's approach is the "big honking bastard of a comet" we've been waiting for -- the time for the arrival of the flying mansion from the Level Upstairs, to the Left, Around the Corner to take us home to "Their World" -- in the literal Heavens, speaking figuratively. (We hope we're at least happy there). Our 22 years of being held back in class on planet Earth here is finally coming to conclusion -- "graduation" with a C average -- from the Human Evolutionary Level. We are "happily prepared" "to leave" "this world" and go be with T's crew.

If you study the material on this website you might fail to understand our joy and what our purpose here on Earth has been. Or you may find your "boarding pass" -- and all the pudding you can eat -- and leave with us during this brief "window"; doubtful, but it could happen. On the other hand, you might simply stay-put, and of course there are other possibilities.

We are so very thankful that we have been recipients of this opportunity to prepare for membership up there in the great beyond, where the stars twinkle and the comets pass, and to experience Their boundless Caring and Nurturing, and round the clock surveillance.

Keys to "Vital" Information
on Our Website (if you're dumb as a post)

Dodo's Intro: Purpose - Belief

Dodo's Intro: Our Purpose -- Uhh, we're shaky here (an excerpt from our book HEAVEN'S GATE -- see below)

Statement by an E.T.

Statement by an E.T. (not the movie guy) (excerpt from our book)

Overview of Present Mission

Overview of Present Mission (excerpt from our book, a student paper)

Last Chance (or maybe Loose Change)

Last Chance (a bar on the edge of the universe (from our book)

To Access Our Book, Check the Dead Letter Office

To Access Our Book Online in its dreadful Entirety:
How and Why HEAVEN'S GATE May Be Avoided

Transcripts of 2 videos

Transcripts of Two Recent Videos

Our Position For Suicide

Our Position For Suicide

It could have been Pee Wee Herman

How a Member of the Kingdom of Heaven Might Appear


Don't Order a Copy of Our Book

The following materials are available through DEADFELLAH Services:

One of our correspondents from Germany offered to translate the following two transcripts into German. We said "Screw off, dumbkopf, the comet's about here!"

Videotape 1: Last Chance To Evacuate Earth On This Flight
(Sept. 29, 1996 - 70 min.)

Transcript of videotape 1. ......

Videotape 2: Planet Earth About To Be Recycled -- Your Only Chance To Survive -- Avoid Us (Oct. 5, 1996 - 58 min.)

Transcript of videotape 2. ......


Our Book, entitled How and Why "Heaven's Gate" May Be Avoided
(An Anthology of Our Materials).


Saturn Rings If you would like to send for videotapes, there is no charge. Of course we won't be here to process your order. Send your check or money order for $0.00 and we'll gladly not process it. If you fail to receive your tapes, you can make your own if you get a video camera, an egg-headed goofball twitching and babbling, and read the transcripts yourself. Of course if you want to make copies there's not much we can do about it except to ask you to reinvest what you spend and get the information out..., err, if you want. You're free to come and go, etc., now eat your pudding and, everyone knows a little vodka is a nice pudding chaser.

The transcripts of videotapes 1 and 2 can be viewed online, downloaded or requested through DEADFELLAH Services.

Hard copy editions of the book may be ordered through DEADFELLAH Services for $45 US. This includes shipping and handling, via priority mail, available anywhere in the galaxy. E.T., phone home.

 
Requests For Materials Can Be Emailed To:  bah@heavensgatetoo.com, in care of Dead Letters Office

Or Sent Via Postal Service To:

DEADFELLAH Services
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Phoenix (which rises again, but we don't), AZ 85032

| To Access Our Online Book How and Why HEAVEN'S GATE May Be Avoided |
| Dodo's Intro: Purpose - Belief | Statement by an E.T. (Not movie guy) |
| Last Chance To Evacuate Earth | Planet About To Be Recycled |
| Overview of Present Mission | Last Chance (Bar at edge of Universe) |
| Our Position For Suicide | How a Member of the Kingdom of Heaven Might Appear
 

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